Pentathlon profile: John McCain

• Pentathlon 2000 home • Current standings • Rules and disclaimer • Streetplay humor section • Pentathlon discussion area Pentathlon news • 3/9: Bradley & McCain quit, clash • 3/7: Gore flicks a winner • 2/21: Bradley, handball ace • 2/14: McCain hops to victory • 2/10: Forbes cashes out • 2/4: Bauer falls out • 2/2: Bush takes marbles • 1/28: Events moved up • 1/26: Hatch quits race The candidates • Bill Bradley (D) • Al Gore (D) • Gary Bauer (R) • George W. Bush (R) • Steve Forbes (R) • Orrin Hatch (R) • Alan Keyes (R) • John McCain (R)  : quit race The events • 2/2: Marbles • 2/14: Hopscotch • 2/21: Handball • 3/7: Skully • 3/14: Stickball More info | Message archive

John Sidney McCain, III Working the room Party: Republican Born: 8/9/1936, Panama Canal Zone, Panama Nickname: Old Blood and Guts Notable achievements: War hero (Vietnam); beer distributor (1981-82) Notable shortcoming: Troublesome flashbacks of his POW days Streetplay odds at winning Pentathlon: 75:1 Campaign slogan: "I'm no granola-eating pansy." Official statement on Pentathlon 2000: "I am up to the challenge. It's a war out there, and I intend to show no mercy." Response to question "What's a spaldeen?" : "The code name for the smart-bomb technology used in the Persian Gulf War."

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