Pentathlon profile: Orrin Hatch

• Pentathlon 2000 home • Current standings • Rules and disclaimer • Streetplay humor section • Pentathlon discussion area Pentathlon news • 3/9: Bradley & McCain quit, clash • 3/7: Gore flicks a winner • 2/21: Bradley, handball ace • 2/14: McCain hops to victory • 2/10: Forbes cashes out • 2/4: Bauer falls out • 2/2: Bush takes marbles • 1/28: Events moved up • 1/26: Hatch quits race The candidates • Bill Bradley (D) • Al Gore (D) • Gary Bauer (R) • George W. Bush (R) • Steve Forbes (R) • Orrin Hatch (R) • Alan Keyes (R) • John McCain (R)  : quit race The events • 2/2: Marbles • 2/14: Hopscotch • 2/21: Handball • 3/7: Skully • 3/14: Stickball More info | Message archive

Orrin Grant Hatch Hatch and flag Party: Republican Born: 3/22/1934, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania Nickname: Brigham Old Notable achievement: Utah senator since 1977 Notable shortcoming: "Personal moral barometer" prohibits playing with bouncing balls Streetplay odds at winning Pentathlon: 500:1 Campaign slogan: "Bringing the excitement of Utah to the nation." Official statement on Pentathlon 2000: "Though I can't play handball or stickball due to my personal moral barometer, I intend to kick some butt in marbles and hopscotch." Response to question "What's a spaldeen?" : "Sure, Vinny Spaldeen, he's a recurring character in Diagnosis: Murder, right?"

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