Pentathlon profile: Steve Forbes

• Pentathlon 2000 home • Current standings • Rules and disclaimer • Streetplay humor section • Pentathlon discussion area Pentathlon news • 3/9: Bradley & McCain quit, clash • 3/7: Gore flicks a winner • 2/21: Bradley, handball ace • 2/14: McCain hops to victory • 2/10: Forbes cashes out • 2/4: Bauer falls out • 2/2: Bush takes marbles • 1/28: Events moved up • 1/26: Hatch quits race The candidates • Bill Bradley (D) • Al Gore (D) • Gary Bauer (R) • George W. Bush (R) • Steve Forbes (R) • Orrin Hatch (R) • Alan Keyes (R) • John McCain (R)  : quit race The events • 2/2: Marbles • 2/14: Hopscotch • 2/21: Handball • 3/7: Skully • 3/14: Stickball More info | Message archive

Malcolm Stevenson Forbes, Jr. Steve Forbes, the man Party: Republican Born: 7/18/1947, Morristown, New Jersey Nickname: Krugerrand Boy Notable achievement: He's from a really rich family Notable shortcoming: Those doofy "Clark Kent" glasses Streetplay odds at winning Pentathlon: 200:1 Campaign slogan: "Vote for me, get $10." Official statement on Pentathlon 2000: "If I don't win fair, I'll bribe the officials." Response to question "What's a spaldeen?" : "Bought it at $8, sold it at $53."

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