The Streetplay Presidential Pentathlon 2000

Presidential Pentathlon 2000

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Pentathlon news
• 3/9: Bradley & McCain quit, clash
• 3/7: Gore flicks a winner
• 2/21: Bradley, handball ace
• 2/14: McCain hops to victory
• 2/10: Forbes cashes out
• 2/4: Bauer falls out
• 2/2: Bush takes marbles
• 1/28: Events moved up
• 1/26: Hatch quits race

The candidates
• Bill Bradley (D)
• Al Gore (D)
• Gary Bauer (R)
• George W. Bush (R)
• Steve Forbes (R)
• Orrin Hatch (R)
• Alan Keyes (R)
• John McCain (R)

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The events
• 2/2: Marbles
• 2/14: Hopscotch
• 2/21: Handball
• 3/7: Skully
• 3/14: Stickball

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Pentathlon rules and scoring
In each event, the judgment of the referee is final. The winner of each event will be awarded 10 points, second place gets 5 points, and third gets 2 points. Whoever has the most points at the end of the competition wins the pentathlon. Ties will be decided by a sudden-death stickball longball competition.

Streetplay disclaimer
We know that many of the people who visit the site will be excited to hear about this unique event and will want to follow the competitions closely. However, we urge you, do not buy plane tickets or reserve a hotel room to attend.
The Streetplay Presidential Pentathlon 2000 is entirely fictional. Candidates won't really be coming to New York to compete in these games. None of the referees will actually appear at any of the venues mentioned. It's all a joke. We hope you get a laugh out of it. Of course, if you're a presidential candidate, a noted politician, or one of the "referees" we've mentioned, please contact us and let us know and if you'd actually like to participate in some kind of event.